My yearbook picture kind of stinks, doesn’t it?
August 9th, 2005It’s official: sashimi tastes better than sushi. I know, I know; it’s hard to believe, but it’s true! I must admit that my enjoyment of Japanese food was somewhat forcefully induced - I would never have tried any of it had I not been a pathetic poser wishing he were Japanese. I’ve grown to actually like the food however. True, sushi is not a traditional part of the American food department, but neither is root beer to the Europeans, and that doesn’t stop some of them from enjoying it, does it? I think it’s about time we bleach Cuddles’ fur again, she’s going a bit off color.
(Insert every moronic computer abbreviation for surprise) It’s less than two weeks until school starts, and thus we should be getting our schedules soon. That is, of course, assuming there is nothing horribly wrong with them. I’ve already had to substitute Physics for AP Chemistry because not enough people signed up (shame, everyone that didn’t sign up for AP Chem, shame!), and now I find that Computer Science conflicts with History. This means that I must now take Art, childcare, or a study hall (blegh). Why must it be so complicated, why?! I’m gonna try to work something out with Mr. Small - maybe I can do a “Let’s be Mr. Small’s slave during 1st period Intro” thing or something.
Now, this is something I’ve been pondering for about a month. The topic today is - hard candies. Sure, some of them taste very pleasant (I particularly enjoy gooey pineapple ones), but let us take a moment to consider the composition of such candies: Sugar, artificial flavoring - all that good stuff - and spit. That’s what you taste, the concentrated flavoring of the candy mixed with your saliva to produce a flavored liquid which is supposed to taste good. Think of it like this - you know those crystal light water bottle mixes, the ones that you pour a pack of flavoring into a water bottle and a crystal light beverage instantly appears (at about twice the cost of a bottle of pop, when you factor in the bottled water)? If you were consuming a hard candy instead, you would be, in essence, mixing a crystal light water bottle pack into a cup of your own (if you’re lucky) spit. And that is the thought I leave you with today.
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